Scorpio | Hopium (Warner Music)
'Scorpio' was the new song by producer Hopium. Jumping on the astrology zeitgeist, it's about the angst of being a Scorpio and falling in love with an ill-matched Gemini.
Romeo and Juliet 2019, right?
To promote the new single on social, Warner Music contacted me to write a series of hilarious (and outrageously factual) horoscopes. If you're in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you, please enjoy!